THE HAAS IS WATCHING /// DO NOT PERCEIVE THE HAAS /// OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN HAAS /// RENT THE VOID /// THE HAAS IS WATCHING /// DO NOT PERCEIVE THE HAAS /// OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN HAAS /// RENT THE VOID ///
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HAAS AS A SERVICE // HAAS AS A SUBSTANCE

Why be yourself when you can be THEM?

Manifesto

  • Logic is a prison. Haas is the key.
  • We harvest the surname. We distribute the essence.
  • Rent a Haas. Become the Haas. Forget the Haas.
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Witness Report #892

"It looked at me."

Inventory

STATUS: LEAKING
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Haas #1: The Vapor

Barely there. A suggestion of a person. Good for haunting small rooms.

Price: A whisper

Haas #2: The Monolith

Dense. Heavy. Does not move. Does not speak. It is just... Haas.

Price: Your shadow
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Haas #3: Bio-Matter

Organic paste. High fat content. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE PIT.

Price: $4.00 (Market Price)
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Haas #4: The Economy

Wears a vest. Optimizes nothing. Types loudly on a keyboard not plugged in.

Price: Equity
SECURE CHANNEL: FALSE

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